Student’s mother storms headmistress’s office demanding that Canterbury recognize child’s athletic achievements. In response, Canterbury will now force all students to accept participation awards even without participation
By Bella Carioscia In Friday school meetings, the sixth form council presents themselves in the front of the auditorium, fun, lively music blasts through the speakers, students trickle in with smiles on their faces ready to not only begin their favorite meeting of the week, but to start the long-awaited weekend. The meeting is routine, the faculty announcements begin with a non-intriguing question that continues … Continue reading Student’s mother storms headmistress’s office demanding that Canterbury recognize child’s athletic achievements. In response, Canterbury will now force all students to accept participation awards even without participation
Opinion: We are not getting enough done
By Ella Cafiero There is a significant and annoying problem here at Canterbury and it needs to be fixed. The problem is that we do not use our time efficiently. We can have a lot more time on our hands if we did not require every single student to participate in two team sports every year. We would have a lot more time on our … Continue reading Opinion: We are not getting enough done
BREAKING: Protest at Canterbury: Students want the OSH stairs to become an escalator!
By Sebastian Voskericyan The Canterbury School is an elite preparatory boarding school in New Milford, Connecticut. The academic program is outstanding, the athletic program is dominating, the arts program is inspiring, and the culture is beyond superb. The students at Canterbury never seem to complain about anything, and campus life has stayed relatively straightforward and quiet, but one day that came to an end. Mrs. … Continue reading BREAKING: Protest at Canterbury: Students want the OSH stairs to become an escalator!
Canterbury headmistress Rachel Stone announces “ground-breaking” plan to remove the hill underneath School, faces the consequences
By Mateo Siabatto After years of listening to complaints about how tough it is to navigate campus because of the terrain, headmistress Rachel Stone, along with the Board of Trustees, decided to implement a plan that would effectively remove the hill from underneath Canterbury. This ambitious plan has brought with it unprecedented programs such as the new mandatory student draft. According to Mrs. Stone, this … Continue reading Canterbury headmistress Rachel Stone announces “ground-breaking” plan to remove the hill underneath School, faces the consequences
BREAKING: Canterbury School to relocate during rainy spring months to bright and very sunny Las Vegas!
By Nikky Sherriff 2022 has brought an onslaught of massive humanitarian crises; from potential world war in Ukraine to a spike in COVID-19 cases, and worst of all, rain every day this April. One student, Emma Caitlin, notes, “We just can’t catch a break! How am I supposed to plan cute outfits when I have to wear a raincoat every day?” Fortunately, Peter Lavigne, formally Mr. … Continue reading BREAKING: Canterbury School to relocate during rainy spring months to bright and very sunny Las Vegas!
Canterbury sick and tired of gust blowing over them as they head to class
By Ashley Regina Canterbury is beautiful–the intricate stonework, the smiling faces you pass by driving on Aspetuck Ave, the exemplary sunsets upon the Hilltop. However, although it may seem peaceful, something has been setting the campus a bit off balance this spring. You see, when wind encounters a hill, it is forced to pick up speed, and flow faster through the smaller area. Over the … Continue reading Canterbury sick and tired of gust blowing over them as they head to class
Canterbury returns to 8:00 start time after popular demand
By Alastair Ostrowski For too long, Canterbury has been pushing back the start time of the academic day. This path is on a crash course for disaster as a later start time gives students too much time in the morning and allows for students to get too much sleep, which is bad for teenagers. Luckily, this has been realized by those in the administration who … Continue reading Canterbury returns to 8:00 start time after popular demand
BREAKING: Return of the Stench
By Pat O’Shaughnessy For the last month, the students of Canterbury School have been completely out of control. The faculty have tried just about everything to contain the kids, but to no avail. The students have been reported disrespecting faculty in a very creative manner coined “stink terror”. The kids have teamed up to have class canceled by refusing to shower, apply deodorant and brush … Continue reading BREAKING: Return of the Stench
Canterbury rethinks legacy, goes all-girls
By Gigi Esposito In its 106-year long reign, Canterbury has welcomed women onto campus for only 50 of those years. The first female students stepped foot on campus in 1972, and the first female Head of School began her job in the fall of 2015. Although Canterbury School has made wonderful strides to eliminate sexism, as the co-president of Woman of Canterbury, I still hear … Continue reading Canterbury rethinks legacy, goes all-girls
BREAKING: Underground dogfighting ring discovered in Steers
By Ryan Marici The mystery of why Steer closes early some nights has finally been solved. On Sunday night, a group of students trying to sneak into Steers after hours stumbled upon a scene that will scar them for life. An underground dogfighting ring was found, where factually and staff were seen placing bets of their dogs to fight against other dogs from nearby high schools. … Continue reading BREAKING: Underground dogfighting ring discovered in Steers
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